And I swear I haven't gotten anything done today, despite the fact that I've been going non-stop all day long. Any other moms feel that way? Crrrrraaaaazy. Bridget was off the hinges today. She did not want to sit and play on the floor, even if I was sitting right next to her. Then, for some freaky reason, she has decided she is terrified of the vacuum cleaner, which didn't bother her in the past. So there went my attempt to vacuum. I even told her the vacuum was named "Alfred" and I petted it and told her it was nice.
She looked at me like I had carrots growing out of my ears.